{"id":1359,"date":"2013-02-07T19:46:26","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T18:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2013-02-08T05:42:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T04:42:08","slug":"posalice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0161alice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>U\u010diteljica u\u010denicima zada zadatak da u \u010detiri kvadrata upi\u0161u ime nekog povr\u0107a. Peri\u010din prijatelj ka\u017ee Perici:<br \/>\n&#8220;Stavi kupus.&#8221;<br \/>\nNa to \u0107e Perica:<br \/>\n&#8220;Kupus ima pet slova i ne mo\u017ee biti upisan u \u010detiri kvadrata.&#8221;<br \/>\nPrijatelj mu odgovori:<br \/>\n&#8220;Pa stavi manju glavicu.&#8221; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Pita mama sina:<br \/>\n-Pa za\u0161to sada ne jede\u0161? Rekao si da si gladan kao vuk!<br \/>\n-Pa kada si ti vidjela vuka da jede mahune? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Pita mama Ivicu:<br \/>\n-Ivice, za\u0161to tako kasno dolazi\u0161 iz \u0161kole?<br \/>\n-Nakon zadnjeg sata svi odu ku\u0107i, nitko me ne probudi! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Pita u\u010diteljica Pericu:<br \/>\n-Perice, koliko je 2 minus 2?<br \/>\n-Pa ne znam.<br \/>\n-A \u0161to ti ostane kada ima\u0161 2 keksa i pojede\u0161 tih 2 keksa?<br \/>\n-Mrvice! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Sjedi mali Ivica sav tu\u017ean. Do\u0111e mu majka<br \/>\npa ga pita:<br \/>\n-\u0160to je bilo Ivice?<br \/>\n-Tata me kaznio za ne\u0161to \u0161to uop\u0107e nisam napravio!<br \/>\n-A \u0161to to?<br \/>\n-Doma\u0107u zada\u0107u. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u010diteljica u\u010denicima zada zadatak da u \u010detiri kvadrata upi\u0161u ime nekog povr\u0107a. Peri\u010din prijatelj ka\u017ee Perici: &#8220;Stavi kupus.&#8221; Na to \u0107e Perica: &#8220;Kupus ima pet slova i ne mo\u017ee biti upisan u \u010detiri kvadrata.&#8221; Prijatelj mu odgovori: &#8220;Pa stavi manju glavicu.&#8221; \ud83d\ude00 Pita mama sina: -Pa za\u0161to sada ne jede\u0161? Rekao si da si gladan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1362,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/1362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cvrcak-daruvar.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}